A Prayer For Useful Data Cocktail Candle Black Paper Does your upcoming dissertation defense

Does your upcoming dissertation defense have you feeling like a great big bundle of nerves

it's sure to keep your synapses firing while you write

Gift one to your favorite chemist or pharmacist or keep it for yourself so you can sip the perfect tea while pouring over your lab report one more time

With illustrations of t-rex

you're sure to enjoy this oceanic notebook

A Prayer For Useful Data Cocktail Candle Black Paper Does your upcoming dissertation defenseYouve tried everything else, youve begged, bargained and pleaded with the gods of good data, so heres a candle to light when you just need one good data set. What harm could it do? This candle is 100% as effective as prayer and guaranteed to work! and if it doesnt, rinse with boiling water, fill with whiskey and toast to a good try.