Instant Death Sweatshirt Color:Vintage Pink Classic trucker hat with embroidered

Classic trucker hat with embroidered patch on the front and back

Microdose of 30mg of natural caffeine

6g of sugar from real agave

Is it because it’s made from thick

Introducing the only hat with a world-record thirst-slugging percentage

Instant Death Sweatshirt Color:Vintage Pink Classic trucker hat with embroideredMost people think you wear black to an execution. But black actually shows sadness and therefore respect for the dead. But your thirst does not deserve your respect. If given the chance, it would kill you and everyone you love. Pink is a more celebratory color. It lets your thirst know you arent just there to watch it die but to party on its grave afterwards. Style runs big, size down for classic fit.